I Want To Escape The Earth

i get embarrassed easily and really want to escape from this earth. this new semester, i met a long-haired, beautiful girl who is the exact opposite of me. wait, no, it's a handsome guy, and social anxiety doesn't seem to be in his vocabulary! i end up witnessing him doing the most random things in the weirdest places…ahhhh! i really really want to escape from the earth!